Because I'm sure you all really needed to know this

[qthewetsprocket]

I have just consumed a vast significance of cow.

A double Tillamook cheeseburger from Burgerville (no steroids; happy cowses) with an extra large fries and a chocolate monkey smoothie. And a salad.

Really, who needs a lunar calendar?

Q

Comments

[mollybarton]

*lol* Not laughing at you, I plan on hitting Five Guys tomorrow for lunch for pretty much the same reason. MEAT MEAT MEAT and CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE. GIVE ME NOW OR KM SMASH!

[qthewetsprocket]

I haven't broken out the big guns yet - the big guns in this case being the extra dark chocolate squares and green tea - but I suspect their time will come within the next few days.

[mollybarton]

The big gun for me is a very loaded drink. A chocolate martini will do. Then I start eating Nutella straight out of the jar...

[travels_in_time]

The phrase "A vast significance of cow" is highly amusing to me for some reason.

[qthewetsprocket]

It's quite aptly descriptive, I think: once you've wolfed down that amount of herbivore, your stomach definitely knows it's been spoken to.

[travels_in_time]

Also, I've eaten seven chocolate cookies today, and you've just helped me figure out why, so there's that. :D

[qthewetsprocket]

Old Mama Nature, she do give us hints. ;)