this amused me way more than it probably should have.
ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i put it to you that, while
john simm may be arguably the best british actor of his generation, the man is completely, indesputably, and without doubt the most rubbish fetch-player the world has ever seen.
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i mean, come on...even the dog's going, 'no, no, you're supposed to...it's the other way; and then you...if you just hold it like...oh for crumb's sake, you suck at this, don't you? what the hell is that supposed to be; some kind of spazzy interpretive dance move?'
it's okay, though. he can get away with it. especially when he takes pictures like this:
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