eleven's family tree
So, I think by now it's fairly common knowledge that the Eleventh Doctor is in fact the secret love child of DI Carlisle and DC Blythe, conceived after a torrid night of passion in the Blackpool Doctor Who Exhibition:
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Upon further investigation, however, I believe I have discovered a secondary lineage...because whilst watching party animals, I suddenly twigged just who else it was that Matt Smith reminded me so much of:
Yes, it's the ghastly truth - the Eleventh Doctor IS the secret love child of Don Music and Guy Smiley. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, BITCHEZ!
Hrm...doesn't really bode well for Eleven's alien-battling skillz, does it?
'What?? The Daleks are invading again??? Well, I know just what to do...I'll reverse the polarity of the neutro...no, wait, that's no good, I'll open The Eye of Harmo...no, no, that's not it; I'll use the Ark to send them back into the...oh, I'll NEVER get it, never never NEVER!!!' *HEADTARDIS*!!!
EDIT: for those unfamiliar with the delightful Don Music, here's a video of him in action...the resemblance to lil' Matty Smith and his uber!chin is uncanny, I think you'll agree.
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crossposted to doctorwho (here), ihasatardis (here), and smith_love (here)