Meme lovingly ripped off from Silkandstalking

[qraccoon]

If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Answer me and then post in your own LJ to see what others think YOU are capable of... LOL!

Comments

[lurkerwithout]

I'll never tell no matter what the cops threaten. I ain't no squeeler, you hear?

[digitaldurga]

Rumrunning. ;)

(meadrunning?)

Hmmmm?

[purplemoonwoman]

A customer came up and did not notice that you were dressed in a ninja costume. You figured him dying by samuri sword might get the point across.

ahem. "point across" (nudge, nudge) Get it? sword = point

oh, well.

-me

Re: Hmmmm?

[qraccoon]

Last year I wore a ninja outfit work for Halloween. Several people asked if I was cold, since I was all wrapped up. It was HALLOWEEN and I was dressed from head to toe in black, all you could see were my eyes. They thought I was cold.
Grrrr....

I kept getting flashes from askaninja.com, "I look forward to killing you soon!"

[celtickittenmew]

Your crime spree as leader of the Hidden Kitchen Ninja was finally thwarted by the appearance of Apathy Man- Great Crossover Character of non-descript attire whose complete cluelessness to your elite ninja skills included using his cell to call the cops anyway.