One Peach [AUDIO]

[qitiandasheng]

[Monkey-like chattering, and the distinct sound of a communicator being tapped against a wall.]

Ukikikikiki ... the hell is this thing?

[Chewing noises, then a huff.]

OI!  OLD FART!  YOU GOTTA BE BEHIND THIS!

OI!

OI!

DAMN IT I KNOW YOU HEAR ME!  DON'T MAKE ME BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!

Comments

[shenghuanzhe]

Stop shoutin', first of all.

[qitiandasheng]

[Where the hell is that voice coming from?!]

OI!

SHOW YOURSELF!

[shenghuanzhe]

Pick up your comm, man. Down here. Press the big red button and speak into it..

1/2

[qitiandasheng]

[Long pause. Rustling.

Quiet chattering noise, then a huff.]

I knew that!

[psychoticracer]

[Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.]

This is revenge, isn't it.

Yes yes, I won't fucking do it again.

Fucking hell...

[qitiandasheng]

DAMN RIGHT IT'S REVENGE!

[psychoticracer]

You don't even know what I'm talking about, newcomer.

[qitiandasheng]

HA!

HA!

THE GREAT SAGE KNOWS EVERYTHING!

[1/2]

[talkback_stein]

WHY ARE YOU SO LOU---

[2/2]

[talkback_stein]

[Puking noises into comm]

[qitiandasheng]

[talkback_stein]

[suck_my_tusks]

...What da hell, mon?!

[qitiandasheng]

It's okay.

Take a moment.

Take in the glory.

[suck_my_tusks]

Ah do, mon. Ev'ryday.

[qitiandasheng]

Aha, I knew I had admirers.

[hatesallmen]

SHUT UP, YOU STUPID MONKEY.

[qitiandasheng]

I AM NOT A MONKEY!

[hatesallmen]

Of course you'd say that...

THEN WHAT WERE ALL THOSE MONKEY NOISES FOR, HUH STUPID?

[qitiandasheng]

UKIUKEKEKEKEKEKE!

COME 'ERE AND SAY THAT, DEMON!