Assbaby!Jesus: A Brian/Justin Christmas Story

[xie_xie_xie]

This is a little holiday crack written by _alicesprings, happier_bunny, vamphile, and xie_xie_xie, and illustrated by url_girl.

Warnings: Mpreg. Blasphemy. Please believe us when we tell you this.
Authors' Notes: With apologies to plumsuede for gratuitous candied walnut reference.
Rating: NC-17

Comments

[tammykay715]

First this is SO going in my memories!

I love you gals! Make room for me in hell!

[epicallytired]

yeah, we'll see you there, we're bringing margaritas.

[happier_bunny]

Thank GOD and assbabyJesus (Gus for short) that hell is HUGE! ;)

*snicker*

[lunachickk]

You guys are nuts and it is wonderful.

The expanding bubble-butt had me LMAO but it makes perfect sense.

Re: *snicker*

[epicallytired]

well of course it does... Mpreg is logical... well, as logical as anything in the bible.

Re: *snicker*

[happier_bunny]

LOL...but it makes perfect sense. or at least as much sense as the rest of the story. ;)

[admiratio]

ROFLMFAO....

That was the most blasphemous thing I have ever read - also the most hilarious! I found the funniest lines to be:

that it was most likely divine intervention or maybe aliens

and

The sounds the former virgin Justin made as Brian moved within him drove the older man quickly towards the need to proclaim his belief in god.

But I really liked the line: He watched the no-longer-Virgin Justin's face as he pushed deeper, sharing the love that god quite clearly wanted for them. *nods*

[happier_bunny]

so you're joining us on the bus to hell? Welcome aboard! ;)

[admiratio]

YOU BETCHA!

[tamalinn]

....wow. i'm going to wake up screaming for the rest of my life.

[sarahj2222]

Me too..And I'm Jewish...

[tamalinn]

same. HAPPY CHANUKKAH! :O)

[epicallytired]

i'm jewish and i helped write the damn thing...and that makes my dad proud (um, not really) but it should.

[theleapingmuse]

MY FANDOM IS FULL OF CRAZIES.

poor baby jesus!assgus. that birth was probably no fun at all. his head was probably all smushed and stuff.

happy holidays, girls. if only all seasons could be celebrated with this kind of bang. :D

[epicallytired]

yeah, but we're the good kind of crazy.

[theleapingmuse]

yes, and i love it. :D

[happier_bunny]

his head was probably all smushed and stuff.

the Virgin Justin tried really hard to protect him. ;)