Alexander: A Macedonian Boy Scout is Always Prepared With a Sword and Lube

[qaddafi]

A Macedonian Boy Scout is Always Prepared With a Sword and Lube
Author: Qaddafi the Ripper
Fandom: Alexander original story
Summary: For thu_is_pretty. Pure crack: Cleitus takes the boys on a boy scout camping trip. Or something like that.

Comments

[mlygia]

Oh! That's hilarious ! I adored the search for earning merit badges, and as each one of the boy scouts tries to win theirs. And the modalities in dispute then: graffiti merit badge,voyeurism merit badge, wonderful!

[qaddafi]

Thanks. I liked the various merit badges too.

[coraldawn]

This is hilarious! Loved the concept of the merit batch of choice - graffiti, voyeurism, quoting from the Iliad, Cleitus' disturbingly short brown chiton, and the scouts being "an elite, prepubescent, paramilitary fraternity", Alexander's incredible abilities (kiling 37 men, quoting 100 pages of the Iliad) but difficulty in earning the sex merit batch! Poor Thebans!

[qaddafi]

The "elite, prepubescent paramilitary" bit is a quote from 3rd Rock from the Sun (I love that show!), and I loved Alexander's abilities too.

[coraldawn]

I loved that show too - all 4 characters were simply awesome. It was in days when I used to watch TV. By the way, what happened to them at the end of the series?

[qaddafi]

Yeah, awesome show. The sixth (last) season was pretty mediocre; it ended with the aliens going back to space.

[michela72]

The last line of Nearchus is priceless. Glad to have you back in full form. Michela.

[qaddafi]

Yeah, I thought that line was appropriate. Glad you liked.

[rothalion]

Oh my word that was a riot thatks for making me smile.

[qaddafi]

I'm glad I could make you laugh.

[qaddafi]

Yay! I'm glad this made you happy.