psssst, my boyfriend is better than yours

[pythagoraspanda]

So I had my wisdom teeth out on Friday, good stuff, the procedure took 9 minutes. I don't really hurt, either.

Today William came over, and he rented Finding Nemo and brought me Nemo gummy candies and we went to dinner and I couldn't eat salad and he's really cute.

Comments

[couchmonkee]

Good to hear your face isn't dead.
My boyfriend is way better than yours. He's so much better that he has girl parts.

[pythagoraspanda]

:P!

[bean_for_you]

i like your boyfriend because he helps me with math homework like every day.

[pythagoraspanda]

Wait 'til I start dating L'Hospital's Rule.

[couchmonkee]

What the hell is an ell hawspitul?

[pythagoraspanda]

It's where the L's go when they're sick.