Tell Me More, Tell Me More

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Tell Me More, Tell Me More - America and Poland, America and Poland's massive hangups, Canada, and Lithuania.
America and Poland go on a--date? ("It wasn't a date!") And it ends in...disaster, or something--neither of them are too sure. It definitely calls for a second opinion.
Genre: Comedy/Romance.
Modern. PG-13.

The first of two fills for the aph_rarexchange!

Comments

[lovelylurker]

And his ass, like oh my God, that is an ass made to be ploughed, harrowed, and planted, you know what I'm saying? And maybe left fallow like every two or three times around in order to prevent erosion.

I shot milk and cereal out my nose. Thank you for that. B|

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Poland is responsible when it comes to crop rotation and maybe a few other things it would be indelicate to call by name.

[lovelylurker]

I just have this mental image of Poland topping and every two to three times they have sex he either gives America a blowjob or lets him top instead.

To, you know, prevent erosion.

B|

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I believe that was the implication, yes. XD

[ryoku_chan]

Love~!!!

Best pairing I never thought I'd be shipping. Somehow I am horribly amused that Lithuania can discern Poland speak so well, though it probably shouldn't....

Any way! You've played off your amazing ability to write entertaining banter quite well here. Thanks for a wonderful read! and I was totally going to bed too, but I had to read it...

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Lithuania just needs some Advil and a quiet lie-down after Poland leaves, but he understands him just fine. XD Thank you so much for reading, I'm really glad you liked it! I've always been in favor of this pairing in theory, for frothy hilarious stupidity, so I was pretty thrilled to finally get a chance to write about their frothy hilarious stupidity.

[ryoku_chan]

I've never thought about them as a pairing before, but they compliment each other so horribly well that I am now totally a fan. Coarse hetalia is good about that...converting me to pairings left and right....

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I've come to admit that there are very few Hetalia pairings I can't be sold on in some context.

GIANT FOAM FINGER

[madnesshp]

.... I'm so ashamed of myself that it's taken me this long to ask to be your friend. Dx Especially after a hilarious spin of America/Poland like this?? Please, please! ♥

Also: "Like, he was getting really close. Like, Biblically close. Like, with a little bit of rearranging he could've given me a prostate exam from that close kind of close."

AMERICA. WHAT.

Re: GIANT FOAM FINGER

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Oh, yeah, feel free to friend! No need to ask. =D

AMERICA. WHAT.

THEY BOTH SAY COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS, ALL THE TIME. IT IS A BIG PART OF WHY I SHIP IT, I WON'T LIE.

Re: GIANT FOAM FINGER

[madnesshp]

WELL SEE NOW, YOU'VE SOLD ME ON THIS PAIRING. ♥ NOT GONNA LIE.

Re: GIANT FOAM FINGER

[pyrrhiccomedy]

YESSS, SUCCESS!

[djsoliloquy]

POLAND FIC HELLO. Oh god this is so them. YOUR POLAND EEEE~

I... I'm really glad you did the three field system thing XD It totally works for him. (Totally.)

Hopefully you do not reply to this right away because you have gone to bed already ♥

[pyrrhiccomedy]

IF I GO TO SLEEP THE MOON ZOMBIES WILL GET ME. D= They were so scary, DJ, they could pretend to be people and we were on the moon.

In further adventures of I Have The Best Boy So The Rest Of You Can Stop Looking: when I woke up this morning, I ran straight into the main room, where James was working at his computer.

"James I had nightmares about moon zombies!" I wailed, arms outstretched.

Without missing a beat, he shot up and swept me into a sheltering embrace. "Moon zombies? No, that's like the worst kind!"

[butterflieyes]

This is amazing. Pfff poor America getting slapped for kissing Poland.

It's such a sweet pairing.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

They're such dorks, I can't even handle it. And they both talk like that. It needs to happen.