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But Why Budweisers

Feb 09, 2010 21:47

But Why Budweisers - America and Canada.
America and Canada are the bro-est of bros. But is their bro-hood their greatest strength...or their greatest weakness? Also, can you say "cool" so many times that it becomes meaningless ( Read more... )

america, canada, fanfic

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fujiappletan February 9 2010, 17:04:06 UTC

HILARIOUS!

loved canada threatening america for him to say he's cool with turning off his flashlight in the dark haunted grocery store. ffffffff. perfect!

pyrrhiccomedy February 9 2010, 17:59:10 UTC

That's the thing about siblings, man. They know all your weak points.

mcelligots_pool February 9 2010, 17:14:14 UTC

OH FOR THE LOVE OF BROMANCE! 8D Why aren't there more fics like this of these two :'D

Canada shook his head and looked down the aisle. "No, I mean…it's cool how we're good at the whole brother thing, but…it's kinda, I mean, all we do? Like…you borrow my stuff without asking, and I make fun of you all the time but I still drive you to the airport, and…you know…that's kinda how our foreign policy goes, too."

I do believe you just summed up 100 years of Canada/America inter-relations with those sentences. XD

pyrrhiccomedy February 9 2010, 18:00:24 UTC

I do believe you just summed up 100 years of Canada/America inter-relations with those sentences.

I tried! XD

wizzard890 February 9 2010, 17:48:35 UTC

EEEEEEEEEEEE!~~

Man, you know how I adore sibling!fic, and you are destroying me, destroying me, I say! This was too fantastic and reminded me of some of the shit I used to get up to in high school. Can I say that without tarnishing my non-existent reputation?

Also.

"Or whatever you'd call somebody who could type for me and like, peel grapes and feed them to me. One of those."

Concubines, probably. 'Cause you know Darius the Great never had to type anything. He was just fed juicy slices of melon while scores of gorgeous women who he hadn't gotten around to sleeping with yet transferred his fic from scrolls to stele. By all accounts, it was pretty rad.

pyrrhiccomedy February 9 2010, 17:58:40 UTC

Concubines, probably. 'Cause you know Darius the Great never had to type anything. He was just fed juicy slices of melon while scores of gorgeous women who he hadn't gotten around to sleeping with yet transferred his fic from scrolls to stele.

BRING ME A CONCUBINE!

wizzard890 February 9 2010, 18:38:12 UTC

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND ONE ON CRAIGSLIST?

I WILL SHIP YOU ONE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. PRIORITY MAIL. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

didgeridoodle February 9 2010, 17:50:20 UTC

"Oh come on, you love me."

"So annoying! You are the most annoying!"

"You looove meee…."

I LOST IT DURING THESE LINES.

This is made of awesome sauce, as Alfred would say. The character interactions are very much light-hearted, yet they leave a sort of a resonating impact to the reader. The feeling/tone/atmosphere is kind of fluffy, sad, and funny at the same time. IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, YES? orz

This fandom needs more bromance, and I believe that you've delivered it quite exquisitely.

pyrrhiccomedy February 9 2010, 18:05:40 UTC

AHH CUTE ICON

IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN, YES?

Man, sibling relationships are complicated! Even for siblings who get along as well as America and Canada (these days, anyway). Sure, they know each other backwards and forwards and they're totally comfortable together, and they have a ball together, but...it's kind of like, the problems in the relationship are ingrained just as deep as the familiarity.

This fandom needs more bromance, and I believe that you've delivered it quite exquisitely.

STRIKING A BLOW

FOR BROMANCE

djsoliloquy February 9 2010, 18:25:51 UTC

BRO-FIC EEEEEEYYYEAAAHHH.

BRO-BANTER IS BRO-TASTIC. Also, COOL. <3 <3 <3 I think I really want to watch this now as a comedy sitcom or something, The North American Show. Canada, why such a huggable stud-muffin?

...I would be the understanding and on-task and perhaps the most culinary secretary you ever had... until you got lazy and then the glasses would flash and out would pop the cloven hoof and you would not know a moment's rest until you got that shit done. Concubines are probably more in vogue right now for the discerning working woman XD

pyrrhiccomedy February 9 2010, 20:02:57 UTC

perhaps the most culinary secretary you ever had

YOU COOK? =DD Omfg! I love cooking! I found a nice cheese shop in the city yesterday and they have these blocks of crumbly Roquefort that I totally can't afford right now but oh my God when I can.

wizzard890 February 9 2010, 21:45:49 UTC

A cheese shop? Are you effing kidding me? I live in the fifth biggest city in the country, and we have none of these cheese shops of which you speak.

*wallows in helpless envy*

pyrrhiccomedy February 10 2010, 09:13:55 UTC

I bet there's totally a cheese shop! You just have to look around for it! There was a cheese shop in the town I grew up in, and that place only had about 100,000 people. Usually they're billed as cheese, wine, and import shops? And they have these really swanky cheese rooms.

Cheeeese rooooom.

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