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Stick Theater Presents: The Hundred Years' War!

Jan 11, 2010 11:11

Since I promised ghostofthemotif I would...

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stick theater, england, france

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twistedsheets10 January 11 2010, 03:18:44 UTC

...so what crack have you been inhaling/ingesting/snorting, and where can I get it?

pyrrhiccomedy January 11 2010, 03:33:38 UTC

Well, Ghostie told the best joke about capitalism in that last FrUK story I wrote, right?

So I was like "YOUR PRIZE WILL BE...uh, shit...YOUR PRIZE WILL BE ME EXPLAINING ANY HISTORICAL CONFLICT YOU WANT WITH STICK FIGURES."

And she was like "The Hundred Years' War!"

And I was like, "...MOTHERFUCKER. UH, OKAY, GIVE ME A WEEK OR SO."

And then this happened. What a waste of a morning. XD

twistedsheets10 January 11 2010, 05:17:03 UTC

I SEE. I must give my love to ghostthemotif as well. Haha.

I still haven't stopped laughing. =D

It's just too hilarious. Oh, England gets karma whacked at him later (hello, Joan of Arc) but he and France just keeps going and going with this. Oh these special boys.

England is such a magnificent bastard.

pyrrhiccomedy January 11 2010, 05:36:02 UTC

I know, I love him so much it's absurd. Yeah he's a complete dick, but who else does it with so much style!

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byzantienne January 11 2010, 03:19:19 UTC

... this is wonderful.

WONDERFUL.

sparkletext

I am writing about Agincourt right now, I'll have you know.

pyrrhiccomedy January 11 2010, 03:37:13 UTC

AGINCOURT! =DD

Yeah, my alternate title for this was "The Hundred Years' War: idfk."

*pokes a turtle* wizzard890 January 11 2010, 03:21:06 UTC

Brb, choking with laughter.

I am fangirling at you in person now, so there's no sense in repeating myself. Suffice it to say that seeing "more of this idiocy" would be RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS.

Re: *pokes a turtle* pyrrhiccomedy January 11 2010, 03:39:21 UTC

I'll finish it eventually! It's just gonna be all "idk my bff Charles V?"

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pyrrhiccomedy January 11 2010, 03:40:58 UTC

now I have the phrase 'took to it like a dick to water' stuck in my head.

...Wow, me too. I really hope I don't say it like that on accident in front of, like,my grandmother now.

England! Such a badass. Such an asshole.

That's like 90% of British history. I fucking love it.

tanya_tsuki January 11 2010, 03:32:50 UTC

...I love this XD Especially since my college professor decided that it was just waaaaay too confusing to even give a somewhat basic overview.
Yeeeah.
He gave the dates and skipped it.
Great man.

But this? This is epic XD I love that you decided to stick figure it <3

tanya_tsuki January 11 2010, 03:34:04 UTC

Urgh, and just in case I sounded like a bitch because I know I did, I know it was a confusing war where a lot happened. I had one professor a couple of semesters ago who did explain the basics. So I was confused when my next professor decided not to address it at all and then basically said we were too stupid to get it.

pyrrhiccomedy January 11 2010, 03:42:10 UTC

I don't think anybody is going to judge you for shit-talking one of your professors. XD

And the Hundred Years' War isn't really that complicated! I mean, no more so than, say, the Seven Year War, for example. European wars are just sort of clusterfucks in general. The Hundred Years' War was just a long clusterfuck.