Brunnhilde: The Legend Begins

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Title: Brunnhilde: The Legend Begins
Originally posted: Here, for a secret prompt.
Length: 2,300 words.
Characters/Pairings: Germany, Prussia.
Premise: Why is Prussia such an irresponsible dickbag? And where did that chick come from, anyway?
Time period: Cracky modern.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 7/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness: 0/10

Comments

[twistedsheets10]

Uh, huh. So this what have you been doing lately, huh? XD

BRB. Dying of laughter. Oh Prussia. ♥

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Uh, huh. So this what have you been doing lately, huh? XD

I've been

1) Writing TCE
2) fighting off the plague
3) not finishing about six separate fics (Working on it. ._.)
4) writing really really unacceptable porn with Wizard that we will never share with anybody

All in all, it's been pretty good times. XD

[twistedsheets10]

XD Life is good, eh? I hope you're much better after the battle with the plague. ♥

/pats I know all about not finishing fics. /sigh

(also I miss you writing these hilarious fics. ahaha /bricked)

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Man, I always feel like comedy doesn't count, on some level. Like, not because it's Low Art or some bullshit like that, but just because nothing that's that much fun should count as "being productive," you know? XD I think I giggle over these fics while I'm writing them more than anybody else does while reading them.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

+5 POINTS FOR APPROPRIATE ICON

Man, I need a Prussia icon. I mean. Everybody needs a Prussia icon.

[mithrigil]

I love you, forever and always, amen.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

♥♥♥

I'm sure you'll approve of this line of thought:

"Hmm dee dum, this is going pretty well...last scene, here we go, just need to wrap it up...hrmm...no idea how to tie this one off, really. Rambly fic needs a capper of some sort, but what?

"Ah, of course. Wagner."

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Awww, thank you! And hi to anasyrma! XD

[inuyashacooks]

Holy crap I was like tearing up laughing during this XDDDD this is made of SO MUCH WIN!!!

I can't even decide which lines I liked best XD

But A few seconds passed while everyone decided how best to move on with their lives., "I could train a flea to drive a race car, are you kidding me--", "Why would fleas go to a circus?", "Then explain the curly mustache someone has drawn on your upper lip.", and "I will name her Brunnhilde," he declared. "And she will ride with me into battle!" are pretty up there.

In conclusion: omg you win XD

[pyrrhiccomedy]

So glad you liked it! =D "Just let the characters say funny things" fics are secretly my favorite kind to write. XD