Blessed Are The Peacemakers

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Title: Blessed Are The Peacemakers
Originally posted: Here, for youkofujima from her reverse request meme.
Length: 2000 words.
Characters/Pairings: Russia/America.
Premise: Cold War-era Russia and America talk about religion over dinner.
Time period: 1960s-1970s.
Smuttiness: 3/10
Funnyness: 2/10
Wrist slashiness: 5/10
Lolhistoryness: 3/10
Violence: 2/10
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Comments

[fujiappletan]

Basically I just pressed my face to my hands and proceeded to dijuikgjkfgjkgahksjfkdwah through this whole fic.

I don't know whether I should still be laughing or just hot as fuck because damn Russia.

Why you so hot that last line kjdgkfjhkdfg.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Yeah, I wasn't expecting this fic to go all LOL HOTNESS? But then when it sort of started drifting off in that direction, I was like, "This is okay with me."

[innamoramento]

Religion and angry table sex. H-h-h-hot. ♥

I love how Russia just takes over. You know he's more world-wise than you are, America, but you've just got to try and boss him around.

Of course, that's a great way to get Russia to dominate you if that's your goal. ♥

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I love how Russia just takes over.

God, I know, right? It was so much fun writing that transition of the reins of the conversation, because America just did not stand a chance at a certain point.

I'm really glad you liked it! ♥

[animedutchess]

"--If you embraced Jesus," America finished. Then added, "You commie fuck."

I-I'm sorry. THIS. I had to express my feelings of WIN about this before I went on reading. ^^;;

[animedutchess]

Okay, okay. Okay. I read it now.

That was...very awesome. It hit on a lot of interesting points, and the student in me squeed at the "city on a hill" bit. And of course, it ends in angry!tabletop!sex. ^^

(I like being a weird Catholic! ^^)

[pyrrhiccomedy]

(I like being a weird Catholic! ^^)

I think Catholicism is totally groovy. The guys are just being dicks. XD

Thank you so much for reading! Was fun to write. =D

[sutekikage]

This was love and so much more <3

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Thank you. ♥

[luxnigra]

"And you ended up pinning me to an outside wall of the Kremlin by two broken fingers and fucking me to my knees in the snow."
If this is the Russia-American cold war diplomacy standards .....I want to know what happened during the McCarty period or the Cuban missiles crisis or the Breznev era!!! O_O

"I am hearing a great deal of 'I think' and 'I hope,' and very little 'I know.'": I feel sorry for America but Russia wins this match. His arguments are brutal but, in the end, more effective, even if I think that faith and church are two different things. Alfred talk about the hope in the first one, Ivan remember the mistakes of the second one.

"Catholics are weird anyway" but, Alfred...why? XD

[pyrrhiccomedy]

If this is the Russia-American cold war diplomacy standards .....I want to know what happened during the McCarty period or the Cuban missiles crisis or the Breznev era!!! O_O

Any interpretation of the Cuban missile crisis that doesn't include gun kink I treat as fundamentally flawed. >_>

"Catholics are weird anyway" but, Alfred...why? XD

It's just how American Protestants feel about Catholics! I went to ten years of Catholic school, and then moved to a very Protestant part of the country, and I was amazed at all the misconceptions they had about Catholics. Things like "Don't they worship Mary? Isn't that idolatry?"

I had a lot of very awkward conversations. XD