A U D I O ][ SNOW'S A BITCH. HATING ON EVERYONE.

[pyromatique]

[ Gentle snowfall or not, John decides that he's not getting out of his apartment today. So instead, he'll make large complaints via the network:Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? Snow? Seriously? It's snowing right now? Today? I had plans for the day. Big plans. Plans involving getting shit done that can't be done any other day because it had to be today

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[whattingawhat]

[Have a Buffy wrapped up in winter clothes, she still looks like she's shivering.]

I'm pretty sure they did this to us last year too. Bonfire, sounding better and better.

[Yeah she hates the snow too.]

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[pyromatique]

Wish I'd been told. [ Yeah. He's gonna be a bitch about it for now. ]

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[whattingawhat]

You're going to hate winter here. It's pretty much all snow all the time except for a week or so where we get a heat wave. I've got extra clothes and hot chocolate if you need it.

[See that sneaky invite? She's used to the bitching. She lived with Spike for a while.]

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[pyromatique]

Well, I'm hoping by the time winter gets around... [ Makes a face and he stops himself from mentioning -- New York. Going home would probably mean getting thrown into mutant prison with the rest of the Brotherhood. ]

We're cursed again, aren't we?

[illgrowoutofit]

'S not that bad. [Pause.] Is it?

[ a u d i o ]

[pyromatique]

I get it. You guys are all lovin' the whole snow shit. It's like Christmas, right? Happy times? Hey, let's make some hot cocoa and drink it by the fire. Right? Am I right?

[ a u d i o ]

[illgrowoutofit]

Geez.

No, man, not really. Just sorta reminds me of home a little, 's all.

[ a u d i o ]

[pyromatique]

Am I glad I'm not Canadian. But hey, I knew a Canadian once. Bastard's called Wolverine. Guy's got adamantium claws. It comes out from between his knuckles. [ See why he hates this weather? It makes him think of stinking X-Men people. Next, he'll be thinking about stupid Iceman and the fact he lost a battle with him at Alcatraz. ]

[dude_imbatman]

Dude, it's snow. Not an apocalypse.

[ a u d i o ]

[pyromatique]

I know it's snow. What do you think I think this is? You got something you hate, Winchester? More than anything in the fuckin' world? How would you like to have to deal with that first thing in the fuckin' morning, huh?

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[dude_imbatman]

[He thinks about that a moment, lips pursed, considering all the things he might hate, both serious and otherwise. Clearly being serious with Pyro here isn't going to work.] Paperwork. How bad you think the Chief would freak the hell out if all the paperwork accidentally caught on fire?

[ a u d i o ]

[pyromatique]

Is she gonna make a big fuss about me not turning up for work? Cause there's no way I'm leaving this apartment.

[iam_thebadwolf]

Bit inconvenient but it's not that bad. What plans did you have?

[ a u d i o ]

[pyromatique]

[ Inappropriate cursing here. ] People need to quit telling me it's not that bad. I have every goddamn right to hate this fucking snow.

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[iam_thebadwolf]

Oi didn't say you didn't. Have particularly bad memories of winters or just sort of more of a sunshine person?

[ a u d i o ]

[pyromatique]

Neither. [Oh, he's lying. ] I just don't like the cold. I'd rather be sweating buckets any day than deal with this friggin' weather.

How you enjoyin' the City so far?

[valentineluke]

It'll pass. 'Summer winters' never last long.

[ a u d i o ]

[pyromatique]

When will it pass? Cause I swear it's just getting colder by the minute here.

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[valentineluke]

Within a few days.

You could pass the time on planning a bonfire party.

[ a u d i o ]

[pyromatique]

How about you help me pass the time by talking about yourself. Cause I've been here a while and I still don't know jack shit about you.