.....What...

[pyro_zuko]

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What the shit is that. Seriously.

Lamest. Thing. Ever.

In other news, I found a taser. It's my new favorite toy.

Comments

[ihasahat]

.....taser. That's exactly what you need, Zuko.

[ihasahat]

No. Zuko. I'm already with someone. You remember Tenten, right?

[pyro_zuko]

You were my girlfriend first. And we already reproduced.

[ihasahat]

Unfortunately, women don't have a first-dibs policy.

[pyro_zuko]

B-but those kids are mine and I don't want them growing up with two mommies when they have a perfectly good dad who likes them.

[ihasahat]

First of all, you're not entirely booted from their lives and you know it. Second of all, there's nothing wrong with them having two moms and a dad. And last, Tenten likes the twins just as much as you do.

[pyro_zuko]

but you're my forever girl...

[ihasahat]

Uh huh.

[pyro_zuko]

I got you a ring and everything. :(