Posted from who knows where since the computer lab is closed. Perhaps Warren has a tardis! HA!

[pyretogenic]

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like a pony (read Titan motorcycle), a laptop and one normal freaking teacher at MAHS.

I've been... well I've thought about being good.

Warren

Comments

[skaterchemboi]

Dear Warren.

You'll take the tricycle and LIKE IT. Also, here's your laptop.

The teachers aren't allowed to be normal, it's in their contracts.

Not as good as the girls have been. WOWZA on those short skirts.

Santa

[pyretogenic]

Dear Santa,

Bite my left nut.

Oops, haven't been good,

Warren

PS I know where you live

[skaterchemboi]

Dear Warren,

I'm not kinky like that, but my elves are.

You're getting better though. Send more women, you might get that bike.

Santa

PS SO DO I!!!

[pyretogenic]

Dear Santa,

Oh, so is that why Mrs Claus is smiling all the time.

Also, here.

Warren

PS That's cause Santa is a peeping tom perv.

[poolhallhustler]

Careful what you wish for.

[littlegraystray]

The normal teacher would be the hardest part of that list.