I hate you, Supernatural fandom.

[pyrebi]

You know why? You know what you did to me? I was listening to my iPod when a Clark Brothers song came on. And you know what my immediate thought was?

"Huh. I wonder if anybody's written slash about them yet."

Three. Real. Life. Christian. Brothers.

And I wonder if anybody's WRITTEN THAT SLASH YET.

*beats head against desk in a vain attempt to get rid

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[unreckless]

*squishes you*

Try watching The Departed (again) and suddenly realizing that it would make the best multifandom crossover plot ever. Or, worse, RPS.

But I shall not go there.

Also: you weren't awesome at math, were you? Because... "wincest times J2 to the third power with an extra..." doesn't make sense. It'd be like
w * (j^2)^3 + ...

It would be like dividing by zero. That, and (j^2)^3 = 6 and I can't think of three other J-named celebrities I would be willing have a mental image of in my brain. All I can think of is Jim Carrey. And ick.

Also: Jack Nicholson. See: previous The Departed reference.

Good night.

[pyrebi]

Bite me, Victoria. It's (w * j2)^3 = s, wherein w stands for gay fraternal incestuous sex, j2 stands for fanfiction written about real-life people, and s represents the squick factor. And perhaps I postulated it incorrectly, but you're right--I'm terrible at maths and didn't know how to show that the number of brothers involved in a gay fraternal incestuous relationship is directly proportionate to my level of squick. And although the original formula only takes into account the three Clark boys who appeared as a band, there are in actuality well over a half-dozen of 'em scampering around providing fodder for slashers. And my head, obviously. God damn it.

And, I mean, I had to go looking for slash at that point, right? If for no other reason than to reassure myself that it didn't exist? Although now that they've appeared on American Idol...and that show's fans actually do slash the people on it...

And wait a friggin' second!

...and I can't think of three other J-named celebrities I would be willing have a mental image of in my

[unreckless]

I got over the "eww, Dean" thing around the time I realized Sam has one of those brains Amy Sherman-Palladino forgot to write for Dean.

I love math.