...you think you have problems, I'm a FUCKING VAMPIRE
Marcel threw his gaze back over his shoulder and said in a tone of pure cynicism "Ryland, dearest, I know that you are very new to this whole concept, but you had him. He submitted, not that you need attempt much to get this one to submit." Marcel chuckled at his own snide comment. He flung Tim to the floor.
A sound of glee escaped Marcel's lips. ( Read more... )
A sound of glee escaped Marcel's lips. ( Read more... )
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oh my god the second one. for a minute i sat there like "wat is the joke? is it because he has normal teeth?" and then it dawned on me and i laughed like an insane person.
on this note, i love everything about twilight that isn't the actual books. i love the macros and recaps and everything cleolinda has done on the subject snarky summaries and how crazy smeyer is and how the actors actually loathe the characters. and the sparkling. it's so awful and amazing.
(i wish i could say i've read the books and know what i'm talking about, but i'm still only halfway through the first one. i've tried three times to get through it but i can't finish it because after about twenty minutes i get so angry i have to stop.)
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