A teensy bit more from Bill Harnsberger

[pyesetz]

Note: One of my recurring nightmares is realizing that I've forgotten to write a Note for [these blog posts].  Why it always ends with me losing a Jell-O match to the Lorax on Tatooine remains a mystery.

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[ducktapeddonkey]

So, what exactly is this Jell-O match and how do you win?

[pyesetz]

According to Urban Dictionary, you win by getting people to bet on whether you'll win and then taking their money regardless of whether you win.  Somehow I don't think that's what Bill had in mind.

Perhaps you win by distracting the Lorax while your henchmen cut down all the trees on Tatooine?  Wait, there are trees on Tatooine???

Since Bill always loses, perhaps he actually doesn't know what it would take to win.