crying my first meme

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DRRR!!
(one sentence meme.) (rules.) ☆Write a prompt! Specify the pairings (if any), and the characters involved (unless you don't care either way).
☆Pictures work as prompts too. Don't hesitate to just post a picture!
☆Somebody else will fill in that prompt with just one sentence. I'm not so strict on the 'one sentence' part, so go ahead and cheat

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"As my first act of friendship toward you and to show you that I'm sincere in wanting to be your friend, allow me to give you a lift to where you need to go, my dear friend," Shizuo smiled as he picked up Izaya by the waist, hoisted him above his head and prepared to toss him halfway across Ikebukuro.

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Good friends are always willing to give you a lift, no matter how far. >XDD

[greyrook_22]

Air Shizuo: The Best Way to Travel

A REMINDER TO ALL AIR SHIZUO PASSENGERS:

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Please keep your hands to yourself tucked in and all valuables and luggage together on your person.

Air Shizuo is not responsible for any physical injuries you may attain or damages to your luggage in the middle of and at the end of your flight.

Air Shizuo is also not liable for property damages your airborne body or your loose valuables and luggage may cause during in the middle of our flight.

Thank you for choosing Air Shizuo and have a safe trip! >=D

[greyrook_22]

Can we make jokes about bombs while riding Air Shizuo? How much liquid are we allowed to carry?

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Bomb jokes, as with all airlines, are highly discouraged as the Air Shizuo personnel would be forced to remove of the person who made the joke and their luggage from the premises by sending them vertically into the air rather than into the direction of where they need to go to prevent harming bystanders and any possible explosions from taking place on the ground.

Liquid should tightly sealed in screw-capped containers and super glue and must not be more than enough to completely soak or visibly stain Shizuo's bartender uniform. >XD

[greyrook_22]

What about sharp, pointy objects?

Can I bring a pet?

Will there be an in-flight meal and a movie?

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Just to let you know that this is all your fault: LOL