4th Wall Time!

[puzzledprof]

That was certainly unexpected.

Comments

[riven_008]

This reminds me of a puzzle!

[puzzledprof]

That phrase certainly sounds familiar.

What puzzle does it remind you of?

[andy_longwood]

Professor Layton! I have a question about your class policies . . .

[puzzledprof]

It's been a while since I've taught, due to obvious circumstances, but go ahead.

[andy_longwood]

Say you have an attractive, elegant, and highly mature 21-year-old young lady under your tutelage, and she would totally do you at the drop of a very attractive tophat.

Would you bang her?

[puzzledprof]

....

You're joking.

[themodestotter]

Professor! I have a puzzle!

Okay, so, there's a white dog and a black dog, and one can run twice as fast as the other and they both start running at the same time up a hill from two different sides, so...

How long do you have left to live? :D

[puzzledprof]

....I'm afraid the question has nothing to do with the set up. However, the dogs will meet two-thirds of the way up the hill on the slower dog's side.

[themodestotter]

Nope! You have three months left to live because you're hiding a giant brain tumor under your hat. :3

[puzzledprof]

...That's just ridiculous.

[aquamarine]

I'm... not very good at puzzles.

[puzzledprof]

A pity. They're quite enjoyable.

[aquamarine]

Maybe you could give me some pointers?

[puzzledprof]

The real key is critical thinking, creativity, and tenacity. Have that, and no puzzle will elude you for long.

[lukemahboy]

You're telling me! There are strange people everywhere, and... huh? Where are you, Professor?

[puzzledprof]

Apparently, this sort of --

....Luke?

[lukemahboy]

...Yes, it's me? Professor, where did you go? Are you feeling all right?

[puzzledprof]

I'm alright, yes. You need an explanation, but for the moment, are you safe?