> Attempt 5X PRE-INTRO COMBO.

Oct 10, 2010 14:56

[Your attempt is an overwhelming success.]

[John is wandering through a cornfield, trying to find civilization.] Geez, I'm starting to feel like this isn't even the Medium at all. But where am I?

!in-journal rp

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bluhbluhhugebch October 10 2010, 23:16:57 UTC
*If you progress a little further into the field, you'll encounter a Mysterious Spider Girl*

*But she's currently too enraged to notice you losers. Or how she's somewhere new. Or pretty much anything except the robot arm she's clutching by the wrist and the eyepatch on her face.*

E8UUUUUUUUIUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!
I kn8w you have someth8ng to do with this!!!!!!!!
I didn't just 8re8k out of my cocoon this morning!
You gave yourself away, you 8astard!
Who else could m8ke the arm, Equius?
The aaaaaaaarm!!!!!!!!

*And somehow, even though Equius is nowhere around, the arm just knows it's time to smack her across the face*

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Re: ffffffff sorry I'm so slow. Heading to bed, but back tomorrow! bluhbluhhugebch October 12 2010, 03:59:30 UTC
Yessssssss.
I knew you'd get it, John!
You don't want to 8e a total snore.

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threshprince October 11 2010, 02:41:10 UTC
WHAT THE FUCK, VRISKA.
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE INTO NOW?

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bluhbluhhugebch October 11 2010, 03:07:47 UTC
You!!!!!!!!
'Gr8' leader!
You suck!

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threshprince October 11 2010, 03:09:52 UTC
WHAT
THAT IS CRASS INSUBORDINATION.

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bluhbluhhugebch October 11 2010, 03:32:55 UTC
I have proof!
Proooooooof!!!!!!!!

*shakes robofist at him*

Good lea8ers don't let team mem8ers
Do things like THIS
To other team mem8ers!
Ones who've 8een on their 8est 8eh8vior through this whole camp8ign!
You suuuuuuuuck.

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threshprince October 11 2010, 03:47:26 UTC
EQUIUS ISN'T HERE, STUPID.
THAT GUY'S TOO MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE TO HIDE AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM YET.
GUESS THE UNIVERSE DECIDED HE WAS TOO MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE TO LET IN AFTER ALL.
THOUGH I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY IT WOULD LET YOU IN EITHER.

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bluhbluhhugebch October 11 2010, 04:04:59 UTC
It happened 8efore I got here!
And it would 8e o8vious to a day-old wiggler that he 8uilt it.
Or it wouldn't have done that!!!!!!!!
Stuuuuuuuupid.
XXXX(

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threshprince October 11 2010, 04:07:23 UTC
OKAY, STUPID
SINCE I AM YOUR LEADER AND THUS BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE.
I HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN DOING MY JOB AS A LEADER AND SCOUTING AROUND.
AND I ACTUALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE WE ARE.
SO NO, EQUIUS ISN'T HERE, SO HE'S NOT THE ONE MAKING YOU SLAP YOURSELF.
MAYBE THE ARM JUST GOT TIRED OF BEING ATTACHED TO THE BIGGEST TOOL IN ALTERNIAN HISTORY.

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bluhbluhhugebch October 11 2010, 04:23:51 UTC
*Guess what nubby-horned wanna-be leader just received a psychic compulsion to smack himself across the face! Once with each hand even!*

No,
It looks like that's your pro8lem, Kaaaaaaaarkat.
::::p

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threshprince October 11 2010, 04:32:24 UTC
JSKHDGLKJA
THAT DOESN'T COUNT
YOU MADE ME DO THAT AND YOU KNOW IT.

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bluhbluhhugebch October 11 2010, 04:37:55 UTC
Hahahahahahahaha!
I don't know what you're talking a8out!
::::)

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threshprince October 11 2010, 04:44:12 UTC
UGH
YEAH I CAN TELL
THERE'S A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYWAY.

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bluhbluhhugebch October 11 2010, 05:02:01 UTC
I know things you don't, Karkat.
Gr8 things!
8ut I'm not telling you until it's all 8een woven together.
I can't w8 to see the look on your face then!!!!!!!!

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threshprince October 11 2010, 05:18:19 UTC
REALLY.
HAVE YOU EVEN FIGURED OUT WHERE WE ARE, SINCE YOU'RE SO SMART?

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bluhbluhhugebch October 11 2010, 05:22:21 UTC
Somewhere too 8ooooooooring to care a8out.
8ut still 8etter than spending another day hiding in a la8 full of jerks.

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