[John is wandering through a cornfield, trying to find civilization.] Geez, I'm starting to feel like this isn't even the Medium at all. But where am I?
*If you progress a little further into the field, you'll encounter a Mysterious Spider Girl*
*But she's currently too enraged to notice you losers. Or how she's somewhere new. Or pretty much anything except the robot arm she's clutching by the wrist and the eyepatch on her face.*
E8UUUUUUUUIUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!! I kn8w you have someth8ng to do with this!!!!!!!! I didn't just 8re8k out of my cocoon this morning! You gave yourself away, you 8astard! Who else could m8ke the arm, Equius? The aaaaaaaarm!!!!!!!!
*And somehow, even though Equius is nowhere around, the arm just knows it's time to smack her across the face*
Good lea8ers don't let team mem8ers Do things like THIS To other team mem8ers! Ones who've 8een on their 8est 8eh8vior through this whole camp8ign! You suuuuuuuuck.
EQUIUS ISN'T HERE, STUPID. THAT GUY'S TOO MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE TO HIDE AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM YET. GUESS THE UNIVERSE DECIDED HE WAS TOO MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE TO LET IN AFTER ALL. THOUGH I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY IT WOULD LET YOU IN EITHER.
It happened 8efore I got here! And it would 8e o8vious to a day-old wiggler that he 8uilt it. Or it wouldn't have done that!!!!!!!! Stuuuuuuuupid. XXXX(
OKAY, STUPID SINCE I AM YOUR LEADER AND THUS BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE. I HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN DOING MY JOB AS A LEADER AND SCOUTING AROUND. AND I ACTUALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE WE ARE. SO NO, EQUIUS ISN'T HERE, SO HE'S NOT THE ONE MAKING YOU SLAP YOURSELF. MAYBE THE ARM JUST GOT TIRED OF BEING ATTACHED TO THE BIGGEST TOOL IN ALTERNIAN HISTORY.
I know things you don't, Karkat. Gr8 things! 8ut I'm not telling you until it's all 8een woven together. I can't w8 to see the look on your face then!!!!!!!!
*But she's currently too enraged to notice you losers. Or how she's somewhere new. Or pretty much anything except the robot arm she's clutching by the wrist and the eyepatch on her face.*
E8UUUUUUUUIUUUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!
I kn8w you have someth8ng to do with this!!!!!!!!
I didn't just 8re8k out of my cocoon this morning!
You gave yourself away, you 8astard!
Who else could m8ke the arm, Equius?
The aaaaaaaarm!!!!!!!!
*And somehow, even though Equius is nowhere around, the arm just knows it's time to smack her across the face*
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I knew you'd get it, John!
You don't want to 8e a total snore.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE INTO NOW?
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'Gr8' leader!
You suck!
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THAT IS CRASS INSUBORDINATION.
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Proooooooof!!!!!!!!
*shakes robofist at him*
Good lea8ers don't let team mem8ers
Do things like THIS
To other team mem8ers!
Ones who've 8een on their 8est 8eh8vior through this whole camp8ign!
You suuuuuuuuck.
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THAT GUY'S TOO MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE TO HIDE AND I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM YET.
GUESS THE UNIVERSE DECIDED HE WAS TOO MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE TO LET IN AFTER ALL.
THOUGH I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY IT WOULD LET YOU IN EITHER.
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And it would 8e o8vious to a day-old wiggler that he 8uilt it.
Or it wouldn't have done that!!!!!!!!
Stuuuuuuuupid.
XXXX(
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SINCE I AM YOUR LEADER AND THUS BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE.
I HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN DOING MY JOB AS A LEADER AND SCOUTING AROUND.
AND I ACTUALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE WE ARE.
SO NO, EQUIUS ISN'T HERE, SO HE'S NOT THE ONE MAKING YOU SLAP YOURSELF.
MAYBE THE ARM JUST GOT TIRED OF BEING ATTACHED TO THE BIGGEST TOOL IN ALTERNIAN HISTORY.
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No,
It looks like that's your pro8lem, Kaaaaaaaarkat.
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THAT DOESN'T COUNT
YOU MADE ME DO THAT AND YOU KNOW IT.
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I don't know what you're talking a8out!
::::)
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YEAH I CAN TELL
THERE'S A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYWAY.
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Gr8 things!
8ut I'm not telling you until it's all 8een woven together.
I can't w8 to see the look on your face then!!!!!!!!
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HAVE YOU EVEN FIGURED OUT WHERE WE ARE, SINCE YOU'RE SO SMART?
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8ut still 8etter than spending another day hiding in a la8 full of jerks.
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