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[puss_in_prada]

Sorry I've been distant for so long, everyone, I've been on extended business out of the country. The good news is, I'm home now. If anyone wants to grab a drink, or meet for dinner, or find another method of entertaining me, I would love to put my days off to good use.

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[puss_in_prada]

I said I was a prince of a guy, not THE PRINCE in your tale, you said that, and I played along.

I am the present day reincarnation of Puss in Boots.

[travelstheworld]

Jerk.

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No, seriously. Which Tale are you?

[puss_in_prada]

I am being serious. Aside from being an exhausted COO I also make time to maraude in my wee little black boots. Alright, THAT part is made up. I don't have a sword, or a cape, I never stared in Shrek, but the original Puss in Boots, the one in the stories...that was me before they cast Antonio Banderras's voice and made plushies.

[travelstheworld]

HA HA HA this is beautiful!

Oh god, suddenly the Prada shoes and your clear jealousy for my shoe wardrobe MAKE SO MUCH MORE SENSE.

[puss_in_prada]

Well at least you're not angry anymore.

FIRST of all, the Prada shoes make the suit look well put together. Nothing more. And SECONDLY I am not jealous, I am just amused that you do not have to buy a separate home for all of them.

[travelstheworld]

No, imagining you with Antonio Banderas' voice and the hat, boots and word melted the anger superfast.

TELL YOURSELF WHATEVER HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT, you shoe whore. And you are jealous. You only wish you had half my style and that's why you bitch so much about my shoes and accessories.

[puss_in_prada]

I wish I had half of your money. Christ, you could finance a third world country on your monthly shoe budget!

[travelstheworld]

Oh, shut up, I don't spend that much on shoes.

[puss_in_prada]

Perhaps your two month budget could go to financing it then.

So how about that drink I owe you? Going to be in New York in the next few days?

[travelstheworld]

Oh, give it up, I spend my money far better than that, thank you.

I'd planned on it, yes. Unless you're going to annoy me again, then I might go elsewhere.

[puss_in_prada]

Alright, alright, I'll stop.

I'll admit it, Whitney, it's nice to have someone I know from my everyday life that I can talk to about this Tale business.

[travelstheworld]

I think that's the nicest thing you've said to me in weeks, Phillip.

[puss_in_prada]

I can be quite nice when I want to be, Whitney.

[travelstheworld]

Which isn't very often.

[puss_in_prada]

Look at you trying so hard to be nice

[travelstheworld]

Hey, I wasn't the one trying to break someone else's brain!