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6th ♌ [Text] More Tails from the Hunt

Nov 05, 2011 23:12

:33 < *returning from pawsitively one of the most successful hunts in sw33ps ac stalks back to her cave with her purrize betw33n her jaws*

:33 < *the red mutant blood leaves swirly stains on the floors as she climbs s33king safety so that she can feast!*

[Yes, Nepeta has killed a deer, and has dragged the carcass through the barracks, leaving a ( Read more... )

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Do my god late sorry [Audio] b100b100dbeast November 7 2011, 08:06:37 UTC

Very good, Nepeta. I am glad to see your pretend games, though a bit wigglerish, have at least taken a more violent and-

[As the troll walks about the keep, talking into his journal, he stops in front of a long trail of blood...]

...

[He lowers his shades, peering down the hall, following the trail with his eyes for a moment.]

Nepeta what did you do.

[The first red blooded thing he thinks of is humans. But she said beasts, right? But she could be pretending one is a-...beast. Do earthly beasts also have red blood? Oh jegus did Nepeta murder a resident. What did he say about intense FLARP?!]

[Commentlog] b100b100dbeast November 21 2011, 03:49:05 UTC

Nepeta.

[There's a disapproving frown on his face, but even the angriest of scowls will crack under the power of moiraillegiance.]

Perhaps. Maybe. A feelings jam does not sound that bad, with all that has happened. Very well... After we've cleaned this up.

[Yes! It will obviously be better without certain GLORIOUS highbloods complicating things.]

[Commentlog] purrtndyfuntms November 21 2011, 04:08:39 UTC

Fine!

[And she proceeds to clean up in the fastest way possible. Soon all the meat had been stripped from the deer and the waste has been wrapped in one of the soiled towels and thrown outside the door.

There. Clean. See?]

[Commentlog] b100b100dbeast November 21 2011, 04:10:46 UTC

[He reaches a hand out towards the towel as Nepeta throws it out the door. O-Oh... Such a waste... He then looks back at his moirail. Little bits of blood still stain the wall and parts of the floor but... Yeah, it will have to do for now.]

...Fine

[Commentlog] purrtndyfuntms November 21 2011, 04:19:54 UTC

[Nepeta looks at the bare floor, a little perplexed. It's so empty! It should be painted.]

I think perhaps you need a proper pile for your room!

[Commentlog] b100b100dbeast November 21 2011, 04:59:25 UTC

I've got no robot parts. I don't know what else I can pile up.

[Towels? Does Equius have that many towels. Perhaps he needs to steal some more...]

Re: [Commentlog] purrtndyfuntms November 21 2011, 05:38:22 UTC

The tame hoofbeasts in the stables have metal shoes.

Perhaps you should steal some! They don't need them.

[It would make the most uncomfortable pile ever, but... well sugar isn't all that comfortable either.]

For now we could just make a pile out of that soft human cocoon?

[Commentlog] b100b100dbeast November 21 2011, 06:13:34 UTC

Metal shoes? Interesting... I will look into this.

[He glares over at the weird soft rectangle he's apparently meant to sleep on.]

I suppose this would be acceptable.

[Commentlog] purrtndyfuntms November 21 2011, 06:25:03 UTC

Okay!

[And sauntering over, she begins to drag it off the bed.

What, you didn't expect her to lie in it like a human, did you?]

[Commentlog] b100b100dbeast November 21 2011, 06:37:17 UTC

[Of course not. Equius makes his way over to help drag the human-cocoon off of the slab it was placed on.

He's not quite sure how she intends to set it up, but lets her do what she needs to do to allow maximum jamming of these feelings.]

[Commentlog] purrtndyfuntms November 21 2011, 12:38:52 UTC

[Nepeta doesn't really have a plan. She just dumps the mattress in a pile and then curls up on top of it, cat-like to the last.]

What do you think of all the humans here, anyway?

[It was as good a place to start as any.]

[Commentlog] b100b100dbeast November 21 2011, 17:34:04 UTC

[Equius sat next to her on the mattress.]

Rude. I did not think it would be possible for the species to be even worse than the original four.

[He curls up, much less cat-like.]

Some appear to be stronger, at least. They all have very strange customs, though.

[Commentlog] purrtndyfuntms November 22 2011, 15:49:51 UTC

[She giggles.]

I think perhaps you think some of them aren't so bad.

At least they're playful.

[Commentlog] b100b100dbeast November 22 2011, 18:59:18 UTC

What would make you think that?

[He folds his arms.]

I don't care about their level of playfulness. Crass behavior is inexcusable. It's as if no one cares that they're walking amongst nobility. They hardly even try to respect my infinitely superior blood.

[There's a grumble.]

But some are acceptable. Very few, though. What about you? Have you been enjoying yourself, here?

[Commentlog] purrtndyfuntms November 24 2011, 19:02:08 UTC

Yessssss! I've been having fun!

[Don't mind her, she isn't going to elaborate and tell him about the shipping wall. Or the RPing. She's jsut going to roll on her back and hold her paws - uh, fists - under her chin and try to look adorable and innocent.]

Who could possibly be good enough to stand up to your sweaty stinky blue standards though?

[Commentlog] b100b100dbeast November 26 2011, 02:32:18 UTC

Well, that is good to hear.

[He rolls over, onto his side.]

And not many meet my standards, which are perfectly reasonable for one of my caste. There are some that are okay, though... At least enough to tolerate. A boy by the name of Asuka is unusually kind to the point of being bothersome, but I suppose he has some traits that are not aggravating.

And a girl called Lily. She's not that horrible, either. Admirably strong, even if she is strangely against violence.

[He lets a small smile appear.]

But that doesn't mean she can't fight. We've sparred on occasion.

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