Q & A with Simpletons

[purrrsephone]

Question

Answer
For the same reason why Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Zod, Jack Bauer, and the Grimace weren't mentioned:

BECAUSE THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST!!!

*headdesk*

Read the comments to that article, by the by, because they're priceless.

Comments

[chaotic_avatar]

what did they expect ..

"although the pilot displayed courage and skill in bringing the flight down safely, the passengers survival has been attributed to the flight of golden winged angelic beings sent by the Creator himself to guide them home"

[purrrsephone]

Yes, let's all thank the Magickal Sky Wizard for reaching his huge holy sausage fingers out of the clouds and placing them gently out of harm's way.