Diarrhea of Death

[purplepoop]

I've had diarrhea for weeks! I'm slowly shrinking away. I'm such a skinny turd now. I'm weak, dizzy and possibly close to death. Whatever I eat or drink comes right back out. I've been to the local clinic butt the docs there can't find anything wrong with me. I'm just an old turd - go home and rot away - they tell me. I'm checking myself in to a

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[kimmylovesbobby]

Get well soonMiss Purple, you'll always be in my thoughts & prayers. Eat more corn & peanuts!! That fiber will stick to ya. ;D xoxo