Scenes From a Hat: Fanfic Version
Summary: Sometimes you get those bunnies that are so awesome, you just have to write… and then you realize you can't think of a plot for the life of Pi. This is those scenes.
Warnings/Kinks: Loki, manipulative bastards, Connor Macleod, animal transformation…
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Thor/Dresden Files )
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okay Imma done.
and I'm really disapointed that bbki wasn't taught anything about fairies. Seriously, if you know they exist...
well, I knew it was going to be a bad end the moment he gave his full name. Though, now he has hugs and cuddles and brothers and sisters; at least until Lea decides she can get more by trading him back to Odin.
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I'm not real sure where Lea intersects with the Thor timeline, what with NeverNever being the equivlent (in my head) to a giant TARDIS where things go timey-whimy-wibbly-wobbly. I agree with the demented Mommy thing. I see her just holding on to Loki, petting him, giving him treats and taking him on hunts while bragging to the Erlking/Odin about her new kick-ass Hell-Has-Frozen-Over-Hound... while Odin is like 'yeah-yeah-whatevers-go-away-I'm-looking-for-kid'. And then when they finally connect the dots Lea is all 'well, I told you I had him, but you never asked for him back. BAZINGA!'
I like to imagine that Odin commissioned all these fancy amulets made that are keyed to Loki's unique energy signature -basically a Loki EMF- and hands them out to the search parties but there's no dice for CENTURIES... until Thor grows up and is adventuring on Midgard, amulet around his neck more out of habit than hope, when it activates! Because someone (Harry? Justin?) escaped Lea's clutches and Hound!Loki ( ... )
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So cute that he remembers Thor. And I was just struck by the horievil idea that Lea did turn him back into a kid, and fairly often to teach him magic and get some extra use out of him. But convinved him that he liked to be a hound better. He's happy and strong and a leader, and none of his friends look down on him for being different. Plus he can forget about how he HAD to be with Auntie Lea because no one else loves him, and instead just know that Auntie Lea is his Auntie and wants him and loves him and apperciates everything he does for her because he's a good boy and a good dog.
Also, odd and sudden image of Loki, naked and newly forced back into his as form, screaming, "MamI Lea," three times to summon her.
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