selina's mum: i want to go and see Shampoo
selina: ok mum, we'll take you to see Hairspray

"there are two possibilities: either he's a lovely person and he just made a terrible mistake the one time he talked to me, or he's a terrible person, and we should burn him"

yes, claire is back for the summer.   i love her so much!

knock knock!

who's there?

europe

europe who?

no, YOU'RE a poo!  

Hmmm, right.   I haven't really written much of significance lately.  seems that when i get a minute my other blog gets updated, at the expense of this one, which is a shame really.   must make more of an effort ( Read more... )

bit late i know, but i've decided that my new year's resolution is to throw away more food.   it might seem like an odd one, given that most people would be saying the opposite and trying to waste less and save money, but i am already an incredible non-waster.   i always save leftovers, no matter small an amount is left, and i always clean my plate ( Read more... )

alright, i really think i've given this whole "being an adult" thing a jolly good go, but now i'd just quite like someone to tell me when to go to bed, how to spend my money and waht to do with my life.   kthanxbai

funny old day i've had.   i don't think i've thought about myself at all today.   i've been completely and utterly absorbed in cassandra mortmain.  i capture the castle is an amazing book.   i haven't been bewitched by one like this for ages.

dear morning ellie,

night ellie is much cleverer than you.   please follow the plan she gave you.   there was logic there, and it's not ok to go back to sleep for a bit just because you temporarily can't remember why you had to get up early.

sincerely, the ellie who is always late

famous people who have been into my work while i've been there:

-omid djalili
-dylan moran
-phil jupitus
-ian rankin
-aubrey manning
-frankie boyle

is it sad that out of these the one i got most excited about was aubrey manning?

chris: please put flat batteries on to recharge, unless they're not rechargeable.   if you're having trouble telling whether the batteries are rechargeable or not go to casualties.   there's a brain in a jar in there.   put it into your head and you should be fine ( Read more... )