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[action] Event!post - enemies

Jul 29, 2011 05:39

[Tsuzuki ducks to avoid an adorable flock of sparrows who are determined to impale him. As he gets up, he clutches his bag of cinnabons with suicidal determination.]

[He's too surprised to really be angry. Still, that doesn't mean he's going to surrender his treats without a fight. Tsuzuki swats at the sparrows, bolting for the bakery door.]Bad ( Read more... )

*hisoka, *draco, topped by everything, *link, *ginia

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shadedsunlight July 29 2011, 04:14:49 UTC

[After a day of dodging and fighting monsters, vampire slaying, and ruined trips to the grocery store, a sugary sweet pick-me-up is exactly what Ginia needs.

Though it looks like those treats won't be so easy to come by. With some odd amusement, Ginia watches the sparrows dive and flap their wings at the poor man. But never one to stand idle while someone is getting hurt, Ginia sheds her coat as she runs toward him, swinging it at the birds once she's close.]

purpledemoneyes July 29 2011, 04:36:05 UTC

[Realizing that he's not alone, he quickly grabs a hold of her elbow with his free hand. Although they're small, their little claws are sharp and he doesn't want her to get hurt. Tsuzuki jumps to the side to avoid a furious bird diving down towards them.]

Wait! Let's get inside!

shadedsunlight July 29 2011, 04:54:02 UTC

[While the flailing coat is enough to keep the birds at bay, getting inside is a much better idea. Giving a quick nod in Tsuzuki's direction, she keeps her eyes on the birds, still flapping her coat at them, as she backs toward the door.]

purpledemoneyes July 29 2011, 18:26:43 UTC

[If he had known a coat could be that effective, he would have taken his own with him to the bakery. Hindsight is 20/20.]

[Rushing to the door, he squeezes against the doorframe to let her pass under his raised arm. Introductions will have to wait until they're not struggling with the feathered menace.]

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aphephobic July 29 2011, 04:43:35 UTC

[Monsters and hazards everywhere, and Tsuzuki goes out for snacks. It figures. Hisoka watches him from the window, calling out of it impassively.]

Just put the stupid bread down, Idiot.

purpledemoneyes July 29 2011, 04:53:04 UTC

Never!

[But he will use the bag of food to shield his head. Tsuzuki jumps back in alarm as one of the bird aims for his eyes. It's best to go inside again, he realizes, and slowly backs towards the bakery door.]

aphephobic July 30 2011, 02:31:11 UTC

Fine. Let them peck your eyes out. [And SLAMMING THE WINDOW SHUT FOR EMPHASIS. Tsuzuki can take care of himself once he stops being stubborn and stupid.]

purpledemoneyes July 30 2011, 15:02:10 UTC

What? Hisoka! [WHO ARE YOU CALLING STU--wait a minute. Tsuzuki fumbles with his pocket, swiftly drawing out a fuda designed to shield himself. He'd never use such a thing against animals normally, and he backs up against the bakery door quickly after. He doesn't want the cute little birds to break their necks on the invisible field, so he rushes inside and closes the door firmly behind him.]

[Only to realize that he dropped the bag of food in the kerfluffle. It's lying on the ground outside.]

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purpledemoneyes July 30 2011, 14:34:35 UTC

Link, be careful!

[Who wouldn't want to risk their life for a strawberry Danish? He tries to run to Link's side, but has to keep an eye on the birds, too. The result is that Tsuzuki appears to do an odd little dance, before his common sense catches up to him and he draws out a slip of shield fuda for temporary cover.]

The birds have gone crazy!

[Action] hisdarkmark August 1 2011, 05:59:50 UTC

[For now, Draco's managed to escape the sights of the werewolf-shaped Boggart that was chasing him through the village and instead he finds himself watching...

...what the bloody hell is he watching.]

The hell are you doing?

[Action] purpledemoneyes August 2 2011, 13:49:47 UTC

Defending my breakfast! [He blurts out, and because he's unfocused for a moment, he ends up with a furious sparrow pecking at his head.] Ow!

[Action] hisdarkmark August 2 2011, 16:52:04 UTC

[...okay sorry, he's just going to start laughing. This is really actually kind of hilarious to see a grown man being attacked by a tiny bird.]

Just get some other food then!

[Action] purpledemoneyes August 22 2011, 18:15:34 UTC

No! It's the principle of the thing! [NMormally he'd see the humor in it, but he's feeling awkward because he's trying not to hurt the vicious little buggers. BAD BIRDS GO AWAY.]

[This calls for extreme measures. Tsuzuki shoves as much of the cinnabon as he can, into his mouth. The birds shriek furiously and goes straight for his stomach. His surprised yelp is muffled.]

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