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[purplecatsnot]

So I am working on papers now, and will continue to work for the next few weeks. It's madness. But meanwhile I seem to vent my frustrations by editing my resume and make it sound like some ridiculous bullshit. I'm not quite sure when I started doing this tonight, but I have now almost rewritten my resume with such gems as "mastered art of

Comments

[the_werle]

Dude, you have to work at Japanese camp. The internment jokes write themselves.

[daytonben]

Take anything regarding 'friendship' out of your resume.

"It's not show-friends.
It's show-business."

I forget where I heard that.