"It Was A Strange Time in My Life"

[purple_bottle]

omg hipsters are MEAN. to ME.

so i spent saturday night partying with jens lekman (the 15th sexiest man is sweden) and it sort of made my life.  the night essentially entailed me,

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[arien_laurelin]

if the hipsters that were being mean to you references that guy who said there was not one pretty girl at the party, let me retort that he is a grown person using the phrase "buttface" as a legitimate insult. his opinion automatically does not count.

[purple_bottle]

haha well i think the actual phrase was "butterface" but yes, i agree, the opinion is totally illegitimate.

and OMG they're singing about jesus again on AI. AHHHHH.

[purpleislove]

also, you are totally hot.

[gr_scott_jo]

Even if I'd never gone to Vassar, so that I didn't now miss just such a fantastic party full of beardy guys and jeansed young brown-haired girls, I would still love to be at that thing. That looks as sexy a party as can be had with clothes on.

Women say this to men, and so, as a man that by my gendre doesn't have as much innate knowledge about what it means to be a part of society, I'd like to mention this as advice:
"Confidence is attractive."
I say "mention" 'cause I don't actually want to give it as advice, 'cause I pretty much think it's bullshit. But basically, shyness is cute, but being shy and still having the courage to not care what any old fucking asshole out there thinks, is hot.

That being said: back to my first point. Fuck them! Have fun.

[macramedildo]

for the record, the only time i will dance sober is if its with rock stars.

PLZ 2 B DANCIN WIF SOOFYAWN NOW KTHX

[ponsonbybritt]

I think you're gorgeous. But I am rather biased.