Six Crossovers Smurfy Will Never Write

Jun 18, 2005 16:17

Six Crossovers Smurfy Will Never Write

1. X-Men/Harry Potter

When Remus Lupin was a student at Hogwarts, he followed the X-Men comics -- until the Mutant Registration Act hit a little too close to home.1

2. Harry Potter/X-Files

A lower bureaucrat in the Ministry of Magic writes to his American counterpart about how much the Lone Gunmen know.

3. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy/Beauty & the Beast

The Fab 5 have to make-over the Beast for his date with Belle in the ballroom.

4. X-Men/BtVS

Buffy tries to slay Nightcrawler, leading to a discussion over the differences between a demon and a mutant, and whether a Slayer is in fact a mutant.

5. Star Wars/Firefly (or, The Battle Of The Space Cowboy Smugglers)

We all know Lando lost the Falcon to Han in a game of sabacc. What isn't such common knowledge is that Mal was playing in that game, too.

6. Alias/Las Vegas/Ocean's Eleven (aka Smurfy's crossover of doooooom).

Danny Ocean et al target the Montecito. Meanwhile, Sydney and Dixon are hacking into the security centre to go after a K-Directorate agent (1x14 The Coup).

1 Just ignore the whole continuity problems with this idea; a). MWPP were at Hogwarts in the 70s, b). X-Men weren't actually published for much of the 70s, and c). the Mutant Registration Act storyline only hit Marvel in the mid-80s.

xovers, things smurfy will never write

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