my thoughts exactly, only much wittier

[purljamber]

Oh, Gwen, how do I love thee?

If stores are going to be closed on Sundays so that people can allegedly spend all day worshipping God, then I suggest that America declare Monday part of the corporate American weekend so that I can have more than one day a week to get my errands done

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[beekerzwhirled]

amen sistah! and i don't even have the option of hitting anywhere before work cuz i have to be there at 7 friggin 30 in the morning! i especially love that i can never go to my complex office since they're not even open on the weekends anymore. *walks away mumbling obscenities*

[newscane]

Just get a job in TV news! Chances are, you'll be working overnights, nights, or weekends, leaving you a few hours before/after work (or a weekday or two off) to do your errands! Of course, the scheduling introduces several other kinks into your daily schedule, like the inability to socialize with "normal people"...