Warning: Bad fanfiction ahead.

[purkledragon]

Okay this was supposed to be bad, so it's not really. I think...It was a challenge response to write the worse thing possible and there was a whole list of items you had to include, think you can figure most of them out. I can't believe I didn't post this anywhere but MK

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[ipitydaf00l]

*snickers* Cindy Lou Who..gotta love her..

Of course...I can always imagine Bakura smacking people and calling them idiots.

At least that got me over the whole Yugi/Yami...sex story? Could that even be considered a R story?

[purkledragon]

LOL yeah Bakura just a love. And Cindy Lou was my Mary Sue for the story...oh god if I could only find the list of required items.

I remember:

an escapee from an asylum
a cruise to Alcopolco
a dead parrot
a cookie receipt
something about a swimsuit and the mall
eggplant
an artichoke with horseradish
a donkey named Sam
the eye of Horus
a pointed stick
nudists
a water pipe
an egyptian penny
a crying baby
a box of crackers
a lampshade

see? I remember most, but only because there is no way I'd use them any other time.

And no her "stories" are only PGish at most, one of them was a G.

[ipitydaf00l]

Heh...while reading this part:

“Sorry mutt, no money for food,” Seto told him.

“You have lots of money, what do you mean?” Joey asked.

For some reason I thought of this:

"I...*mumbles incoherently*"

"What? I didn't catch that, Seto."

"I said I blew it all on internet porn! Alright!"

"Seto....man..I never knew.."

Heh. Sucky I know..but it made me laugh.

[purkledragon]

LOL, love it! I can't recall why I had Seto leaving it at home...maybe that was part of it as well, that or I just couldn't think after all the other things made my brain mush.