because we need more memes.

[cantgetlaidin]

IC ROULETTE MEME
1. Post with your character.
2. Go here. Generate a random number between 1 and 9 for each character you want to respond to.
3. Your character will feel magically and irresistibly compelled to perform the action that corresponds to your number on the list below. No cheating to get the number you want!

1. Give him/her a hug
2. Give

Comments

[killswithapen]

;-;

[heavendivided]

[...ITS A FEELING OF DEJAVU]

No. Yes. Maybe. A - date. We need to talk.

Poor Jack

[killswithapen]

I thought 'We need to talk' came some time after the first date, not on it.

[heavendivided]

Don't argue with me!

[stupid meme forcing him to do these things :<]

[killswithapen]

Or what?

[heavendivided]

[GRABS BY WRIST AND DRAGS AWAY VIOLENTLY, THATS WHAT]

[killswithapen]

[A-argh!]

Let me go.

[Planting his feet into the ground doesn't seem to work the way he wants it to.]

[heavendivided]

Shut up. I know what you're up to.

[the more light struggles, the harder his grip becomes]

It's what you want anyway, isn't it?

[killswithapen]

What I'm up to...?!

[He keeps struggling, and as the grip gets tighter he winces. Eventually he surrenders, glaring up.]

What are you even talking about? What do you think I want from you?

[heavendivided]

Yeah, Light. Or should I say - Kira.

[He stops in mid track, pulling a bit more violently]

We are going to have dinner, and it will be fan-fucking-tastic.

[killswithapen]

Wait...

[He frowns despite himself. That was what he'd been planning? What was wrong with this guy?]

I don't even know you, don't you think it's a bit much accusing me of something I haven't done?

[heavendivided]

Of something you 'haven't done'! That's a good one. This is not just about me, this is about everyone. You're the worst kind of man, don't think I don't know that.

[killswithapen]

...I think you have the wrong person. Just let me go, we can talk about this.

[heavendivided]

The wrong person!

[oh he's. positively yelling. and raising his hand, so close to punching him, but he grunts and lowers it again.]

It's amazing how you can act like this. I've got the wrong person? No, you got the wrong person. Talk...

You don't know anything, do you?

[killswithapen]

[Light flinches, then turns away, furious.]

No, I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't understand why you're so angry. And why are you taking me to dinner if you clearly despise me?

[heavendivided]

[that catches him off guard.]

I...don't know! [stupid meme!] We had plenty of dinners before!