Merlin in a tower.

Apparently, playing Quidditch for Slytherin will eventually turn one gay.

As you know, this is a Bad Thing, as I, and I'm sure some of you, do not wish to become a homosexual.

Should we practice more? Less? In looser clothing?

I am confused.

Well, well, well.

I suppose I haven't updated for a few months now. Not too terribly much has happened, actually. Nothing I can just blather to the world, anyway. I see a few more of my compatriots have joined this silly enterprise. Interesting.

I fear I have nothing to say, at the moment.

Got a D on the Herbology homework, even though I DID THE DAMN THING PERFECTLY. Fuck her. Didn't even do the damn DADA assignment. Fucking werewolf. Now my bloody father's coming to see me. Joy of all joys. [/sarcasm ( Read more... )

Had the most absolutely fabulous dreams last night. I was with Blaise... and Parvati. That part was random, but hey, when in Rome.. Wish being awake was that good. All I get is bitching about how I spend too much time with Blaise, or how I don't show enough devotion to quidditch, et cetera, et cetera, ad nauseum. You know what? Fuck them. I'll ( Read more... )

Bloody muggle devices.

My stupid kneetop broke. I've only just gotten it back from Dall.

Back at school. I quite enjoy being a prefect, if not the company. Cassi is happy, as if she thinks I condone her going off all the time with that git Potter's fabulous feathered flying fag owl. ::shrugs ( Read more... )

Er, so it's been forever since I updated. We went on vacation to Italy and took Blaise with us [OOC- Puja, is this ok? Seemed like a plausible excuse to me]. I'm bloody ready for school to start. All I ever do anymore is practice quidditch 24 bleeding hours a day ( Read more... )

Cornelius Fudge
Circle I Limbo

Prof. Trelawney
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Every last bloody Weasley
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Harry Potter
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Hermione Granger
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

That bleeding house elf
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Mudbloods
Circle VII Burning Sands

Thanatos ( Read more... )

I'm updating. Look at me go.

Made prefect. Look forward to starting a new professional relationship with you, Pansy. Right. Blaise is still here. ( Anti PBT )

So Blaise's moving in with everything she owns. Sweet Merlin, I didn't know this much stuff existed for a little while.
( Anti Blaise, Pansy, and Than )

Holy fucking hell. Crab and Goyle and Crabbe have journals now.

I think I need a headache potion.