V-Mail

[puppywithatutu]

"Hi! You've reached Caroline's voice mail. I'm out having a life so be awesome and text me, 'kay?

...and no, Ric, having a life doesn't mean what you think it does, God."

Comments

Crazy Phone Day (now with added gremlin bite!)

[not_tylerdurden]

Meow?

No. Not cat.

*sound of pages being shuffled*

Cow!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*click*

Re: Crazy Phone Day (now with added gremlin bite!)

[puppywithatutu]

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Crazy Phone Day

[tripledmyself]

[From here!]

"What the fuck are you talking about, vampires?" Nathan asked incredulously into the phone. "I mean, I could get with that, I've known some goth people in my lifetime but vampires is taking that one step further. Let me ask you something..."

Nathan paused and then whispered, "Is it true that it's erotic for the other person when a vampire bites you? I've read books like that! If so, I'll go with you on vampire patrol. I love me the kinky women."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[puppywithatutu]

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