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Title: Wedding
Author: onikoinu
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Crack
A/N: I don't know what I was on when I thought of this idea and decided to write this.
At Yoochun's suggestion, the gang had decided to play with the makeup in Jaejoong parent's room. He was bored really and wanted to do something fun. Why makeup? Yoochun didn't know himself.
At Junsu's suggestion, they decided to dress Jaejoong in one of his mother's dresses. Junsu thinks Jaejoong is too girly looking for a boy and wanted to see him in a dress. It took them a while to find a dress that wouldn't constantly fall off Jae's shoulders and one they could easily fix so he wasn't dragging it on the ground.
So he's not the only one suffering, Jaejoong dresses Yunho in one of his father's dress shirts. Jaejoong tells Yunho that it's his fault since Yunho wouldn't stop laughing at him.
It was Baby Min who started everything when he shouted "Wedding!" with a smile after seeing the two eldest dressed up. No one can blame him. Both Jaejoong's dress and Yunho's shirt were white. That and the two blamed the soap opera the babysitter was watching an hour ago.
And so, on March 14, Jung Yunho, age 6, and Kim Jaejoong, age 7, got 'married' in a small ceremony with Junsu as their priest, Yoochun as Yunho's best man, and Baby Min as Jaejoong's maid of honor, the couple's ring bearer and flower boy.
Like any other wedding, a party followed. Happily, all four boys brought several different kinds of foods, drinks, and sweets from the kitchen to the room. Yoochun and Jaejoong had a drinking contest, Junsu ate as many sweets as he could, Yunho merely watched with Min on his lap who was sucking on a peanut flavored lollipop.
At the end of day, the sun about to set, the parents returned to an eerily quiet house; the only sounds they heard was that of the TV. who's volume was on low. Worried, Jaejoong's mother went to wake the babysitter up while the other four mothers went on a search for their missing kids. It didn't take them long.
In Jaejoong's parents' bedroom, on their bed, were five little boys sound asleep. 'Husband' and 'Wife', still in their 'wedding' attire, were on one side of the bed; Jaejoong snuggled against Yunho's chest and head resting on his arm while Yunho simply lied on his back. Next to them were Yoochun and Junsu. The two were sleeping on their side; each had an arm resting on Baby Min who was sleeping in between them. Baby Min was sleeping with one hand held by Junsu and a thumb in his mouth. An occasional mumble of "Peanut lolli" was heard.
Not wanting to bother the sleeping children, Junsu's mother closed the door and they all went downstairs. Tomorrow, the kids were going to have a long talk with their parents and a new babysitter was going to be hired.
Author: onikoinu
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor, Crack
A/N: I don't know what I was on when I thought of this idea and decided to write this.
At Yoochun's suggestion, the gang had decided to play with the makeup in Jaejoong parent's room. He was bored really and wanted to do something fun. Why makeup? Yoochun didn't know himself.
At Junsu's suggestion, they decided to dress Jaejoong in one of his mother's dresses. Junsu thinks Jaejoong is too girly looking for a boy and wanted to see him in a dress. It took them a while to find a dress that wouldn't constantly fall off Jae's shoulders and one they could easily fix so he wasn't dragging it on the ground.
So he's not the only one suffering, Jaejoong dresses Yunho in one of his father's dress shirts. Jaejoong tells Yunho that it's his fault since Yunho wouldn't stop laughing at him.
It was Baby Min who started everything when he shouted "Wedding!" with a smile after seeing the two eldest dressed up. No one can blame him. Both Jaejoong's dress and Yunho's shirt were white. That and the two blamed the soap opera the babysitter was watching an hour ago.
And so, on March 14, Jung Yunho, age 6, and Kim Jaejoong, age 7, got 'married' in a small ceremony with Junsu as their priest, Yoochun as Yunho's best man, and Baby Min as Jaejoong's maid of honor, the couple's ring bearer and flower boy.
Like any other wedding, a party followed. Happily, all four boys brought several different kinds of foods, drinks, and sweets from the kitchen to the room. Yoochun and Jaejoong had a drinking contest, Junsu ate as many sweets as he could, Yunho merely watched with Min on his lap who was sucking on a peanut flavored lollipop.
At the end of day, the sun about to set, the parents returned to an eerily quiet house; the only sounds they heard was that of the TV. who's volume was on low. Worried, Jaejoong's mother went to wake the babysitter up while the other four mothers went on a search for their missing kids. It didn't take them long.
In Jaejoong's parents' bedroom, on their bed, were five little boys sound asleep. 'Husband' and 'Wife', still in their 'wedding' attire, were on one side of the bed; Jaejoong snuggled against Yunho's chest and head resting on his arm while Yunho simply lied on his back. Next to them were Yoochun and Junsu. The two were sleeping on their side; each had an arm resting on Baby Min who was sleeping in between them. Baby Min was sleeping with one hand held by Junsu and a thumb in his mouth. An occasional mumble of "Peanut lolli" was heard.
Not wanting to bother the sleeping children, Junsu's mother closed the door and they all went downstairs. Tomorrow, the kids were going to have a long talk with their parents and a new babysitter was going to be hired.