Voicemail!

[puppy_fair]

Hey! You've reached the voicemail of Zack Fair, SOLDIER 1st Class! I can't answer the phone right now, but that doesn't mean you can't talk to me when the beep sounds, anyway! So leave your name and number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can, thanks!

*Beep!*

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Comments

[chief_cheerio]

[From here.]

"That's ... really nice that you aren't into creepy old guys? Is this some weird lesbian thing? 'Love monkey' sounds gross."

[puppy_fair]

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