Bee-Choo!

[puppie]

The cat put her little face riiiiiiight up in my face.

And then sneezed.

Just as I was wiping the kitty snot off my face and saying, "Geez, Mao!" she sneezed on my face again.

The third sneeze was really my fault, I should have dodged myself out of her way by then...

The offender:

Comments

[dcfullest]

Sneeze on me once, shame on you.
Sneeze on me twice, shame on me.
Sneeze on me thrice, good grief, do you have allergies?

[antiquehighheel]

Aw, kitty sneezes are so cute, even when they're right in your face.

[blozor]

Winter has sinus problems, so he's constantly sneezing. He's also the most loving cat ever, so he's always right in my face. This is typically a bad combination.

Cats weren't fortunate enough to be graced with social skills, so they just sneeze wherever their faces are pointing.

[crowjoy]

Best contextual icon ever.

[bekkaboooo]

awww, preeeeeeeeeetty preeeeeetty kitty!!!

i have been sprayed by more than one cat sneeze. it's cute anyway.

[cerridwenskye]

but don't sneeze when she is near you or she will run away offended of course!