44th moon [video/action]

[puppet_paladin]

[Today's backdrop is the Goldenrod Pokémon Center's kitchen. The cameramon would be Noelle the Blissey, considering the soft Bliss, bliss that can be heard. And the foreground?

An omelet. One large enough to feed a whole castle, with cheese and mushrooms and sausage bits. You could practically smell it through the screen.]

It'll not cook faster if

Comments

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka]

Nah, we don't really got a whole lot of people livin' on the moon.

Just steps.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka]

Oh! Well, they catch waves. An' they always stick their arms out like-

[She sticks her arms out straight to the sides, looking not at all like a surfer.]

[Video]

[puppet_paladin]

...I see.

[No, he doesn't.]

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka]

It's kinda cool, but you gotta have real good balance or you'll get eaten by sharks.

[Video]

[puppet_paladin]

...I prefer my transportation shark-free, thank you.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka]

If life gives you shark, make shark-fin soup!

[Video]

[puppet_paladin]

I doubt you could prepare soup as it attacks you.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka]

Yeah, you'd have to knock out the shark first.

I guess it'd be easier if life gave you sharks an' a big hammer.

[Video]

[puppet_paladin]

I've always prefered swords to hammers, actually.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka]

... ARE swords good against sharks, though?

[Video]

[puppet_paladin]

...It'd depend on its elemental properties, I think.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka]

...

Aren't swords all kinda like steel-types?

[Video]

[puppet_paladin]

I've had burning swords, freezing swords, swords that petrify, swords that drain energy...

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka]

Whoa... that's a lotta swords.

An' they sound real hard to hold onto, too. Won't you light yourself on fire by holdin' a burning sword?

[Video]

[puppet_paladin]

They never turn against their wielders, luckily. Neither do they accidentally destroy travelling packs.

[Video]

[wakalaka4osaka]

Those've gotta be some real strong sheathes there.