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[punkdhiver]

Back to My Front
Wow, it’s been a time. I’m glad journals aren’t children, because otherwise I’d be taking government parenting classes and this journal would have been placed among some foster writer that provides it with milk and diapers. Fortunately, one of my few master talents is making excuses, so I shall present a cascade of evidence as to

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[justinformative]

looks like we're in the same boat.

except the only people that come into my store are sdsu students, and i sit in the back all day.

at least you got hired because you're hot! i got hired because i've been doing what they're asking me to do for 5 years.

[punkdhiver]

No, I think several of my co-workers got hired because they're hot, and I got hired for plucky comic relief.

[justinformative]

maybe you should write a sitcom about it?

and what are you even saying? i think you're very good looking.

[gebler]

Problem is, of course, that I’m still a communications major with no marketable skills, and for most careers people expect you to be able to, like, do something. Since my marketable skill, besides making excuses,

Whoa! I think you've got the answer to your career problems right there. People screw up all the time, but only high-ranking politicians can afford employing their own spin doctors. What you should do is starting a dial-an-excuse hotline where normal people in a bind can get a creative excuse quickly for $9.95 or so. Easily worth it, and with the large US population you would have no problems getting work (and with your mad skillz as a communication major you can probably get lots of free PR from the news media.)

[punkdhiver]

Hmm, spin doctor. Do I get to use MD at the end of my title?

"I see you're a medical doctor"

"No, actually that stands for media distortion"

[danielspice]

I'm glad to hear that you are back in LA! That makes me happy.

[punkdhiver]

Trust me, no one is happier than I am!

[sarahislame]

Well I sure am glad you're back!

[punkdhiver]

Me too.

But Sarah! Just come out to California already, you need to be here as much as I did and it is IMPERATIVE that California get more people in it like you.

[sarahislame]

FUNNY you mention that, because my brother was trying to get me (through my friend) to come out there. He's in San Diego, I think?

[forsakenphoenix]

Congrats on the move back. Hope you find a job that satisfies your professional needs soon. Until then, enjoy the eye candy. That should help in dealing with the blocks of being nice.