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[punkdhiver]

Think Outside the Box
Before moving into the dorms my freshman year, I was really apprehensive about having a roommate. In such close quarters, especially for an obsessive-compulsive like me, living with someone in a dorm can easily become a torture one might find in the seventh ring of hell. But since the UCLA roommate survey boasted of its high

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[youstinkypete]

That was the funnies thing I have ever read on livejournal. I usually don't have an attention span long enough to read long journals, but your's was worth it. I am on roommate number 6 out of 6 semesters at school. I started at a Baptist college for 2 years, and am now at a larger school. Believe me, I can identify. I have some horror stories that could make you blush :). That was great.

[punkdhiver]

If you have a story that can make ME blush, by all means share it.

[mglboy]

ha! that was fantastic chris

[punkdhiver]

You know first-hand how weird some of the people in the dorms can be, MG.

He was craaazy.

[twostepper]

Our room would stink of deli meats and mustards.

*smiles*

Reminds me of my freshman year roommate during Passover. She at least apologized for the smelly holiday.

[punkdhiver]

I want to eat that stuff from Passover, the... uh, apples, and wine, and walnuts stuff. I dunno the name, it represents the bricks that the Hebrew people used for something.

Thank goodness I'm not a theologist, because I'd suck.

[_she_devil]

charoszet

[punkdhiver]

Mmm... charoszet-licious.

[baby_hands]

hahahaha, as a (definetely not orthodox) jew, that made me laugh. not all us jews are psycho like that, i promise. i wouldn't make you put a box over your head, AND you could eat all my kosher foods if you so choose (cuz they all taste like ass anyway). <3-danielle

[punkdhiver]

Oh, he was the only psycho Jew I've ever met. All the other ones are more like me than most people from other religions are.

I think I was destined to be Jewish.

Also I love matzo. Nobody loves that stuff! See what I mean?

[elleellen]

Excellent story.

[punkdhiver]

Needless to say, I've told that one many, many times to people. Jason was ... epic. Moreso than the other Jason, of the Argonauts.

On an aside, I wish I had the turn of phrase you have. In general, your entries are just so ... natural, and glib. It is my jealousy.

[elleellen]

Truly epic.

And thank you very much.

Usually, I feel like my posts are kind of spastic, desultory, and dorky.

[punkdhiver]

Oddly enough, that is what I feel gives them that unique quality I enjoy so much.

So keep it up. =)