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[punk_loves_80s]

my birthday is on sat. i actually can't cope with the excitement.

i may die beforehand and never reach 18.

and now i'm back in the running.

it's over. period.

no more crying in the toilets girls, i'm def back in the game.

bet i can be sluttier than you :P

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[houdinixlogic]

BET YOU CAN'T!

PS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR SATURDAY!

[punk_loves_80s]

thank you! haven't heard from you in aaaaaaaaaaaages, hows it going?

[is_this_it_1]

I spent the whole week before my birthday trying to avoid any freak (or otherwise) moments that would leave me dead. I so couldn't believe I was actually going to make it!

Now I am 18, and I feel no different whatsoever. However, had to use my ID...TWICE. wooot

What do you want for your birthday btw?

[punk_loves_80s]

i need a new ashtray. i don't mind what else.

i literally jeopardised my life as i've just eaten an out of date paella.

i wait with baited breath to see if i die

[is_this_it_1]

Perhaps it would be a good idea to remain breathing normally-you don't want to tempt fate...

[hardcore_slack]

HA.

I haven't been ID'd once.

That I can remember.

[hardcore_slack]

That is possibly the best news I've had...ever.

The sooner you realise I am your one soulmate, the better.

Na. Me simply loooooooooooves you and wants to see you happy (and hopefully slagging about- you're probably a bit rusty, I'm sure Lauren would be delighted to give you some pointers).

xx

[punk_loves_80s]

hahahaha good idea! ill ask her.

at one point i was quite the expert. there has been some huge mistakes in my time.

[pinkpennylane]

maybe we should be asking joy now??

mhahahahhaaaaaaaaa