44th Crash To Earth

[punchlikeagirl]

So, I'm looking for some... help. Anyone that's does advanced work in biology or biochemistry or just... anything like that. Working with alien physiology would be a plus.

If anyone has a lot of experience in that field and is, uhhh, looking for work let me know? I can pay you. Not a lot, but I can.

Also, is anyone out there a psychologist or

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[somekindofsin]

Why do you need this kind of help? Is something wrong?

I'm not sure I'd be all that helpful, anyway. The advanced biology and biochemistry work that I did was rather ambitious for the late nineteenth century, but you're undoubtedly looking for less dated assistance.

[somekindofsin]

I did find one of the scalpels that I used to dissect gargoyles...

How hard is your skin, precisely?

[punchlikeagirl]

I don't really know? We don't like, have a stress test or anything.

Ummm, what's the most powerful explosive you're familiar with?

[somekindofsin]

Nitroglycerine. Why?

[punchlikeagirl]

Hmmm, well, I could survive a blast that's equivalent to 15 kilotons of TNT. I mean, it would hurt like hell, but I could survive it.

[somekindofsin]

Ah. Ah ha.

Goodness.

What... ah, what are you, then?

[punchlikeagirl]

I'm awesome.

I'm also from another planet. Well, I mean, everyone here is, but I'm not human.

[somekindofsin]

Yes, of course! As expected. What is your race called?

[punchlikeagirl]

Kryptonian.