4th Punch//Defense Against Malicious Monsters (DAMM)
*video/action post part two of two*
Is Tycho done? Thank God, I thought he'd never stop.
Okay. So here's the cool thing about fighting vampires. Most of the things that works on them? Works on everything else. Like decapitation. Decapitation works on everything.
If it doesn't, you should just run. Seriously. That's some screwed up shit.
Anyway. Cutting off heads usually works on most everything. As does fire. Fire's great. Punch a firebomb at them or punch a torch.
Their fangs are important to them, so if you get a good enough cross in, you can knock their teeth out. I don't know if that'll kill them, although without their teeth, they wouldn't be vampires, so it might make them human again.
I dunno. It'd tick them off, that's for damn certain.
But I've been told that I can't let you guys practice with weapons or fire because you might
*And here he actually air quotes*
"Hurt yourselves". Honestly, you guys need to toughen up anyway, but seeing as how I'm on like... eight different kinds of probation anyway, we're gonna practice staking. Now, I want you to watch me closely.
*Gabe approaches a practice dummy, tosses a stake up in the air, and punches it as it comes down, impaling the dummy through the heart*
That's where the heart is. I want you to practice getting the stake in there. Standing up. Because they're not always asleep. If you're a big pansy, there are mallets over there.
Is Tycho done? Thank God, I thought he'd never stop.
Okay. So here's the cool thing about fighting vampires. Most of the things that works on them? Works on everything else. Like decapitation. Decapitation works on everything.
If it doesn't, you should just run. Seriously. That's some screwed up shit.
Anyway. Cutting off heads usually works on most everything. As does fire. Fire's great. Punch a firebomb at them or punch a torch.
Their fangs are important to them, so if you get a good enough cross in, you can knock their teeth out. I don't know if that'll kill them, although without their teeth, they wouldn't be vampires, so it might make them human again.
I dunno. It'd tick them off, that's for damn certain.
But I've been told that I can't let you guys practice with weapons or fire because you might
*And here he actually air quotes*
"Hurt yourselves". Honestly, you guys need to toughen up anyway, but seeing as how I'm on like... eight different kinds of probation anyway, we're gonna practice staking. Now, I want you to watch me closely.
*Gabe approaches a practice dummy, tosses a stake up in the air, and punches it as it comes down, impaling the dummy through the heart*
That's where the heart is. I want you to practice getting the stake in there. Standing up. Because they're not always asleep. If you're a big pansy, there are mallets over there.