I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself...

I'm the Juggernaut Bitch... I've had this helmet since the 4th grade!!!

My Dad was just watching the newest Shakira video that I had on. His comment, although simple, was just perfect... and hilarious.

Me: "Here's the new Shakira video. It's been out for about 2 or 3 weeks, but I know you haven't seen it yet."

**Dad watches for about a minute and half.**

Dad: "She so beats the shit out of Mariah Carey."

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I know it's a day late, but I didn't have a chance to hop on yesterday... so... here's my belated message to you all.....


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Click this link to see if you have a matching crush...

http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/367731876

darkfire007, please pick up the blue courtesy phone.

I meant to post this yesterday, but I got sidetracked with obvious things.

It was yesterday, March 28th..... HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY QUENTIN TARANTINO.

Good god I'm such a friggin nerd.

My aunt Sue just passed away about an hour and a half ago. I'll be in Charlotte alot this week. My cousin Barbara is an only child, and from what my dad tells me, she's taking this pretty hard. I wanna get up there soon to be there for both my uncle and Barbara ( Read more... )

So last week on St. Patty's day, I was doing my thing at work. I bounce at an Irish Pub here in Spartanburg. As you can imagine, it was busy as hell being an Irish Pub on such a drunken holiday. Well at one point in the night as I'm telling people at the door we're at our fire code capacity and checking ID's and putting wrist bands on people, a guy ( Read more... )

I'm officially adding these to both my birthday and my Christmas wishlist.

Whoever came up with these is a genius!


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If any of you ATLiens wanna come hang for the weekend, I've got a guest bedroom and a bar tour I can offer to ya.

Friday @ Delaney's Irish Pub... Mighty McFly ... the Southeast's #1 80's cover band. I know I've mentioned them before. There's a $3 cover, and it will be packed with hot guys and gals. You've heard me talk about them before, or you ( Read more... )