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[pullnopunches]

there's like a fucking rat in our pipes or something. how do we get it out?

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[_crossbones_]

you could do what my dad did when he found a rat in our crawl-space a couple years ago: plant poison, wait for the rat to eat it and die and stink of rot, forget about it, let your son discover its decayed carcass months later.

i suspect you're not so draconian, however...
um, good luck.

[dr_fagnew]

there's crazy plumbing problems in our hood! we're the last house in centre-sud not to have any...
anyways, if you need help pulling it out, let me know!

[dirkandduck]

I don't want to give away too much...but I put something in the mail on this very day!
HEARTS,
A.

[pullnopunches]

oh goodygoody. also, i`m glad you got my letter. i have a feeling it was lame, but oh well. i`ll send a good one next time. and i missssssssssssssssssssssss yoouuuuuuuuuu!

[sarahmichellek]

either somethign with a high frequency, sometimes i hear mint oil can work...
or you can come live with me!

[pullnopunches]

i would love to live with you, by the way. but also, even more than that, i would love to HANG OUT with you. so let's get together or something. i miss you.
p.s. i now have an official sarah k. fan club poster on my wall. how embarrassing (but beautiful)!

[leprincemort]

what are the signs?

[pullnopunches]

actually, now i think it's a bird stuck in the drain, cause feathers keep floating up. but that's basically impossible, right?