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[pullnopunches]

Well, this probably sounds strange (and horrifying!!) to most of you, but Elizabeth Taylor has had ZERO kittens so far. What's going on? We waited and waited all night and I kept dreaming of them (Melis, you and I were wearing matching baseball uniforms in my dream, and . . . . I'll tell you later) and waking up to find her just lying there, with

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[runlaura]

whoah.. that's really weird.

[radicaleb]

maybe she gave birth and ate her own kittens in the night. that's a fucked-up dream.

[leprincemort]

maybe she just hid them really well?

[madamemalchance]

please call me the second anything happens!

also, can you please stop talking about your pussy's pussy? i can't stomach it after seeing those drops of birthing juice on the floor yesterday. THANKS.

i'll tell you later

[_cloudkicker_]

leather days! holy fucking cat trauma. i wish i could be there- in uniform- to help out/provide moral support. is little mathilde (does she still go by that name?) OK?

toronto is fucked the hell up. fuck this place. i'll see you soon.

miss you,
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