Everyone's been writing things, and I want to take up my pen. Or, well, actually, I can't hold a pen, not especially because it's hard to write when you are missing a finger, but I can type really well so there you go
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It was a dark and stormy night. Rain poured down from the black sky and pounded against the windows of my bedroom, but the women on Desperate Housewives bickering at each other were a good distraction from the gloominess.
"When was the last time you had sex?"
"Are you mad that I asked?"
"No, I'm just trying to remember."
I grin and turn over on my back. Luckily, I don't have the same problem as Susan. I can remember every detail of last night as if I was watching that instead of my favorite television show. I lean over my bedside and reach for my scythe, glittering in the blurry light of the television.
I run a finger carefully along the sharp edge. Suddenly, a gunshot and a following scream, not from the television, startle me. I hurry to stand and trip over the tangled bedsheets left on the floor from earlier this morning. I fall over on my scythe.
~*~
I hope that was good enough for you, Master Draco!
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Death by Scythe
~*~
It was a dark and stormy night. Rain poured down from the black sky and pounded against the windows of my bedroom, but the women on Desperate Housewives bickering at each other were a good distraction from the gloominess.
"When was the last time you had sex?"
"Are you mad that I asked?"
"No, I'm just trying to remember."
I grin and turn over on my back. Luckily, I don't have the same problem as Susan. I can remember every detail of last night as if I was watching that instead of my favorite television show. I lean over my bedside and reach for my scythe, glittering in the blurry light of the television.
I run a finger carefully along the sharp edge. Suddenly, a gunshot and a following scream, not from the television, startle me. I hurry to stand and trip over the tangled bedsheets left on the floor from earlier this morning. I fall over on my scythe.
~*~
I hope that was good enough for you, Master Draco!
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Eh. I'd say you could write about Roger Federer being crushed, but I already did that.
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